"I can’t abandon
the person I used to be
so I carry her"
365 Days of Haiku (Day #123)

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penisparker:

is anything more exhausting than a white man with opinions

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fthebinary:

Successfully shaved for the first time! #SelfMadeMan
jennyowenyoungs:

"I love sitting on this chair. You know why? Because from here I can ask you to get me more wine." - Kristin, who has never hesitated to ask me to get her more wine from ANYwhere